In a time long long long long ago when I was single. when I was happy babe, let me tell you. a wee story.

When I was happy. I loved the pubs. Pool, smoke,dim lights,laughter. Etc

If I spotted someone I like . I would go onto the dance floor.

Book in hand, pen at the ready and walk up to her. Shouting across the music. 

" What you doing next Thursday, I've got fuck aw on"

After I shouted again.

Handing her a note with a translation on it.

Some of the replies I got.

Shocking.

Mel said she "would have told me to fuck off". Really , I thought language. Aye, right hen. You would have grabbed the book and snapped them pen. While handing me a note. Xx

Telt her , fuck off. Limpet. Happy dafthermits xxx