The Scratchy heed film studio has now got free parking and brew for all carers and especially unpaid carers. non carers are NOT allowed at the studio

Welcome to the Scratchy heed film studio.Here in the Scottish Highlands.

Parking here is free for all carers and especially unpaid carers.

Sadly non carers are NOT allowed in.

Free drinks

Mel n Andy lowe

Also known as the dafthermits or the Scottish dafthermits.

Hugs and stay safe. Xx

Homemade breakfast at the Scratchy heed film studio, garlic and orange fritters with tomato. selling it At free for friends. Abusers £343.54

We hope you enjoy xxx

Mr President, Aye you ya prick. ma Scottish granny wants a quiet word wae you. she says meet Dylan the dug.

Mr dickhead. Hope you're ok. Ma Scottish granny wants a quiet word with you Sir.

Oor address is

Mel and Andy 

The blackbus 

The Scratchy heed film studio 

Faerie Bridge 

Drumbeg

Iv274nj

Tel:

Please phone Sir after 9pm. We're late risers and waiting for our giro.

Take care.

Happy R.E.M.E days. working under Antars wae the M.S.O my Russian,Polish, Italian brothers. learnt so much from them Men me 18 most o them 60+ . magic days at School.

Loved working on these.

The mighty Antar. And when an abuser calls by. " Gran . And Dylan at oor side. 

We love free speech. especially in these times. As a visitor to the Scratchy heed film studio, calls in... Aye 100%.

When a visitor to the Scratchy heed film studio calls in.

Within a minute.

Free speech.

" Your flue pipes wrong"

" Do you work"

Etc etc. head patted.

Spat at etc.

Our Question.

" I see you believe in free speech. Are we right ?"..

Their reply " YES"

Our Reply.

"GRAN, Dylan!!!!!".

Confusion swirls round the home. Aye, oor HOME.

Then peace returns as the visitor leaves with a sore groin and dug attached.

Happy days 

Happy dafthermits xxx

Take care stay safe xx

Setting the breakfast table. for a Scottish, Russian, German, English Breakfast. The most important meal of the day

Breakfast at the Scratchy heed film studio.