Mr President, Aye you ya prick. ma Scottish granny wants a quiet word wae you. she says meet Dylan the dug.

Mr dickhead. Hope you're ok. Ma Scottish granny wants a quiet word with you Sir.

Oor address is

Mel and Andy 

The blackbus 

The Scratchy heed film studio 

Faerie Bridge 

Drumbeg

Iv274nj

Tel:

Please phone Sir after 9pm. We're late risers and waiting for our giro.

Take care.